
“Prepare” is clearly one thing Thomas Friedman rarely does before he writes a column (New York Times, 4/13/11).
One thing Thomas Friedman demonstrates over and over is that you don’t need to know much to be an expert. Take today’s column (New York Times, 4/13/11), which is based around a contrast between the European wave of democratization in 1989 and the current “Arab spring”:
Think about the 1989 democracy wave in Europe. In Europe, virtually every state was like Germany, a homogenous nation, except Yugoslavia. The Arab world is exactly the opposite. There, virtually every state is like Yugoslavia—except Egypt, Tunisia and Morocco.
That is to say, in Europe, when the iron fist of Communism was removed, the big, largely homogenous states, with traditions of civil society, were able to move relatively quickly and stably to more self-government—except Yugoslavia, a multiethnic, multireligious country that exploded into pieces.
In the Arab world, almost all these countries are Yugoslavia-like assemblages of ethnic, religious and tribal groups put together by colonial powers—except Egypt, Tunisia and Morocco, which have big homogeneous majorities. So when you take the lid off these countries, you potentially unleash not civil society but civil war.
Does Friedman remember 1989? Not just Yugoslavia, but also the Soviet Union and Czechoslovakia ended up dividing along ethnic lines. In fact, of the 20 formerly Communist nations of Eastern Europe, only five—Germany, Poland, Hungary, Romania and Albania—are not the result of these ethnic splits. And the countries that remain are far from homogeneous, either ethnically or religiously: Latvia is only 59 percent Latvian, Ukraine is 78 percent Ukrainian, Russia is 80 percent Russian, Moldova is 78 percent Moldovan (and involved in a secession battle with the other 22 percent). And so on. (I get these figures from the CIA World Fact Book—handily available online for use by columnists and media critics alike!) Even Germany, which is Friedman’s model of homogeneity, is just 92 percent German.
As an example of the lack of homogeneity of the Middle East, Friedman cites Saudi Arabia as being 90 percent Sunni and 10 percent Shi’ite Muslim. Compare that with supposedly monolithic Bulgaria—83 percent Bulgarian Orthodox, 12 percent Muslim. Or, for that matter, with Egypt, which Friedman says had an easy transition from authoritarianism because it’s an exception to the region’s multiculturalism—yet has a Christian Coptic minority that makes up 9 percent of the population.
Friedman starts off his column with an anecdote about an Egyptian hotel worker who, when she finds out he works for the New York Times, asks him, “Are we going to be OK?” I’d advise her to ask the next guest who checks in at random—she’s almost certainly going to get an opinion that’s at least as well-informed.
Corrected: Replaced a “Christian” that should have been “Muslim.”





Jim, I’d add that being a corpress columnist also means never having to swear fealty to the facts.
It makes making your perverse points so much simpler, doesn’t it?
He didn’t mean those things to be factual statements, he was just making a point (â¸Â®).
As Martin Malia and others have explained with regard to the former Soviet republics, almost all of them had “minorities of their citizens in other republics, and minorities of neighboring ethnic groups within their own borders”. And that was the “divide-and-rule” Soviet policy, applied not only in the Caucasus, but in the Baltic and other states as well, completed by deportations of local populations and settlements of Russian citizens in their stead for the purpose of diluting homogeneity. As for unleashing civil war, does he not remember Nagorno-Karabakh?
Does anyone know the percentages in the USA?
Or Canada?